This Saturday features the annual Heights White Linen Night:
Lemme tell ya a little something about white linen: I don't think I've ever owned a stitch of anything made of white linen. I used to think it was because I was a poor New Orleanian. But now that I'm not poor, I STILL don't own any white linen. So it turns out it's NOT a socio-economic thing, it's a "taste" thing.
Perhaps I'll show up wearing something dark and non-breathable instead, like a dark-colored polyester leisure suite or something.
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