Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Old Man of the Produce


PLUS

EQUALS

SUPERFANTASTIC SERENADE TO END A CRAPPY DAY.

...so Arturo returns on Thursday, and I miss him so much that I was contemplating buying a half-price cake (for his little welcome home party the kitties and I are throwing for him) that said "HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY RE-RE!"
...when this old cowboy grabbed my hand and started to serenade me right next to the fruit section. His name is Joseph, and for $45/hour he'll sing you a whole slew of love songs. I'm thinking of having a barbecue party JUST SO I CAN HIRE HIM!! He even yodels!
If anyone is interested in hiring him, I got his phone #. And if anyone is around Thursday, come on over around 8pm for some pizza and a cake that I am DEFINITELY GOING TO BUY for Arturo that says HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY RE-RE! I think all his cakes will say that from now on...

p.s. I can't help but wonder what happened to Re-Re. Why didn't she get her cake? Was she bad? Is she pregnant? Did her mom have a car accident or gamble the cake money? This is really gonna bother me.